Week 10 Topic: If I Were From Mars
bonus points (hard, 2 points): incorporate a scary raccoon
bonus points (easy, 1 point): use the phrase "aluminum siding"
Final day to post: May 12, midnight GMT.
FREAKS OF THE UNIVERSE
If I were from Mars, I would seriously think that humans were the weirdest species found in all of the earth, the galaxies, and the contents of intergalactic space, regarded as a whole. If you look at some of these pictures of our strange species, I think you would agree with me. Imagine what Marvin the Martian thinks about the likes of us.
Not my kind of fashion statement.
Wonder what he'll look like with his eyelids ripped off?
Surely he didn't choose to do that to himself.
Halloween?
Can you imagine what might be living in there?
Look close - that's his tongue sticking through a hole in his chin.
No metal detectors for her!
Or him!
This is the happy couple's dog.
And this is their dog's girlfriend.
My kind of girl - yay pink!
Look how nice and straight his rows are.
Hmmm - to each his own.
Not sure what species or gender this is - but it sure needs a bath.
Must have some painful hemorrhoids - and I thought he had those tonsils removed when he was a kid?
Yep - he's had one too many.
The local Furries convention .
If you see one of these - never fear!
He's not as scary as this one - but then again...
Purple lizard?
Now those are some hard core sports fans!
I think I'll pass on the gum today!
Now that's got to hurt! Why in the world would he want to do that anyway?
And the point of this is?
oooh - I think he's uber confused.
Strange indeed.
These two seem to REALLY like each other.
There are just no words for this - none at all.
Hope the dude on the left is not skateboarding - he could get some serious road rash.
Now these two just look like mass murderers.
And I know that hurt! Who in their right mind...
Yes - we are a strange species indeed, but -
This - my friends - is the absolute weirdest species I've come across yet - the aluminum siding salesman!
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